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Can Raw time The Stig!
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http://louisville.craigslist.org/zip/530806054.html


Endless possibilities. We could use camcorders and a train set and make Giant Cock attacks town movies. :D

Or possibly use them at races; IE: Someone has you by .001 seconds. Wait till they are about to run and throw one of these bad boys in the car with them.:jeffj:

Dinner?

Good for a weird perate costume.:arr: (Takes the place of parrot) (I'm sure you can teach them to speak)

Let's say someone is making one Hell of a run in your class. All you have to do is throw a bird on course and they would have to red flag his run.:naughty:

Lunch?

You could give them out as presents.:)

I could teach one to do SAR work for the CG. ;)

You could honestly tell people you have a 14 inch cock.:D
 

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MMM Martini
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I think their illegal in the city?
 

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HAHAHAHAHA I can see the headlines now...

Matt Coleman, Louisville's own tame corvette driver, inquires a farmer about gay cocks
 

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Can Raw time The Stig!
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Gay as in "Miata Driver" gay or "can't-get-it-up-so-I-drive-a-Corvette gay"?
Damn it Clevinger. Since I raced my first prepped miata and set FTD Raw AND Pax I have learned to like the cars. They are fun to drive. Real fun= Happy= Gay= Free Roosters. Beisdes that, they make viagra for corvette drivers now.:arr: They come free with the purchase of a large gold medallion.

And how did this topic find it's way here??? I thought it was understood that it's best to keep me in the autocross section. An area where people have to back up what they say.:hammer:
 

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If by 'backing up what they say' you mean you have a valid excuse for why you were searching for 'free cocks', then by all means, share it with the class.
 
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