Sorry had to make this post as my first fucked up thread HAHAHAH Charley Murphey DARKNESS!!!!
Then again, why am I on 502? I could be fucking my girlfriend or trying to get drunk right now.
Orrr you could get drunk WHILE "having sex" with your girlfriend AND eating a ham sandwich.OOOOOORRRRRRRR you could get drunk then fuck your girlfriend
lol. that would be a messed up experience.wow, sex, beer, and food all at the same time? You're a genious.
Actually, I rather be playing video games, while getting my dick sucked, pooping, and eating a ham sammich. That would probably be the BEST feeling in the world.
lol. that would be a messed up experience.
I mean, you would have to poo on your floor in front of the tv.