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On the first day of school a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone
in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well,
if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a
Colts fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie, why are you a Colts fan?' 'Because my mom is a
Colts fan, and my dad is Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan too!''

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed
tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Colts fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was an idiot
and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Janie
smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'


Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an
Eagles fan, a Colts fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing
a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most
loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of
the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts,
'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Colts fan is next to profess his love
for his team.

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and
pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.


A Colts fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Patriots
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Navy
& Red shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then
swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest.
He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!'
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Patriots fan walking down the
road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual,
he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he
had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing
where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he
turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Patriots fan.'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

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Thread failure to the max.

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I bet Eli is rubbing this in as hard as he can.

Tomlinson FTW

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marvin harrison is the biggest pansy I have EVER seen.

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And they got beat by a back up QB and Second string RB, The two big time players werent even in the game, hahahahah, nd they got beat at home.....AND they were swept by the Chargers!!
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