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intersin
06-10-2004, 10:04 PM
Alright kids, I never post but I must comment on the STUPIDITY of this tattoo. This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. And sorry about the new thread, you moved it to the classics way to soon.

What in God's name were you thinking? You do realize that no guy will ever hit you from behind and not die laughing? (Good point Ace3) Guys are going to be making car noises and using your hips as a steering wheel for years to come. Do you realize you have ruined about any chance of a career with your modeling "angencie"? Do you realize that even if you get it removed it is going to leave a massive scar and light outline of it? Do you realize that you have just completely fucked yourself over?

You have to be the worst human being I have ever encountered in my life. You suck at living. You are prissy, richy, and ignorant. You need to go hide in a cave on a hill in a dark forest for the rest of your life, your are now an ugly hermit that no one will ever want to look at from behind. It won't matter how big your tits are, YOU HAVE A PINK HOTWHEEL DRIVING OVER THE TOP OF YOUR BIG ASS. And I know you don't have a big ass, but it now looks huge compared to the Barbie power wheel on your asscrack. I’m sure that you took pride in the nice and cute ass you HAD, well I think everyone agrees you fucked that up.

Good Christ, what kind of fucking crack were you smoking to even come up with the idea of putting that piece of shit on your body.... permanently! And if I were you I would go and KILL the artist who fucked it up even more. Wait, I have a good idea why he drew it shitty on there; he couldn't stop laughing the entire time he was doing the drawing. The snickers coming from the guy drawing it on you should have CLUED YOU FUCKING IN. EARTH TO DUMBASS, IT'S UGLY.

Here is another good line that shows how stupid you are:

“ive talked to a few places and they say that they cant draw a car”

THERE IS YOUR SIGN. Tattoo artist can draw about everything, I mean look at dragons and shit that they do. The reason they wouldn’t do a car isn’t that they can’t draw it, it’s the fact that they know it would look ugly and don’t want the bad rep of having done a retarded picture of a shitty pink car. I mean if a bald fat pasty white dude covered head to toe in tattoos while wearing all black gothic stuff says that it’s ugly, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM, HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. He walks that fine line of cool and ugly.

Tell you what; I know I have been very mean so I’ll help you out. I made a picture you can take back to the man that has done this to you to do what is called a cover up; where they change a picture in to something else that looks better. It will be attached to this post or the next one.

Great fucking job,

Gil

P.S. – VROOM BITCH, I’M GONNA DRIFT THAT ASS!

intersin
06-10-2004, 10:05 PM
picture.

darkside
06-10-2004, 11:48 PM
i don't know if i should laugh or punch myself in the face for reading this.

nester
06-11-2004, 12:04 AM
Uhhh.. No.. Based on the quality here, I'd say we moved it just in time.